Hip Hop Quotables

HIP HOP POETRY
Greetings all.
Sean and I strive to bring our loyal subscribers the best in online entertainment. The two of us have racked our heads trying to come up new ways to keep you smiling. After two twelve packs, a bottle of patron and countless dead brain cells we’ve come up with the following. Every few weeks Sean and I will select a rap song with lyrics that are a bit out there. We understand that some listeners may not fully be able to absorb the knowledge and wisdom that is being pumped out of their speakers/headphones. To combat the rampant ADHD that is plaguing America we will write out said lyrics so that you can read them at your leisure. Our first entry is one of my personal favorites; E-40’s classic track "Rules & Regulations” Read how Mr. 40 deals with the lethal combination of being rich and having a chemical dependency.
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!



E40 - Track 10 - "Rules & Regulations” *Verse #3
Blow fired up from the tonto
Took a swig from my 40 but I forgot I had the cap still on
Looked to my left and ask honey for a light
She looked at me and said baby you aiight
I said I’m cool but isn’t this shit suppose to relax us
Fired up a Newport but I accidently lit it backwards
Something was tellin me that that hood hoe bitch was acting sneaky
Come to find out this bitch done laced my weed and slipped me a mickey

Now I’m feelin sweaty
Eyelids getting heavy
Stomach feelin queasy
All of sudden now I’m sleepy
Woke up naked slowly regaining my memory
Well where they find you
Around the corner from Applebee’s
Over there by Costco
Yeah, right there off the freeway
Right by Callahan Lane
Yeah right next door to Safeway
Strip me clean got me for some G’s
Set me up stole my car keys
I guess that the consequences when you sellin that diesel
Next time I said I’ll take my drink to the bathroom wit me!!!